Are You getting A Christmas Bonus?

[donkeybucks]

The place where I work decided to cut out bonuses last year. F'n bastards. All the higher ups are getting big fat bonuses on top of their big fat salaries.

Not even a lump of coal.


Hope all you pan out better.

 

[Rawpimple]

hope you go clark griswold on their asses!

 

[LarryTalbot]

The Rx provides you with a head start.



:machinegu :machinegu

 

[JakeT.]

Nothin for me that I know of.

 

[moethepuppy]

Just go out to the executive parking lot a throw a few sugar cubes in their gas tanks......

 

[tkim11]

I'm getting bonus...the size of my dick. And I'm Asian so think about it.

 

[Dante]

I got a 50$ walmart card from my work..better then nothing

 

[steves389]

I used to get 5 digit bonuses.

Bonus has changed to

Bone Us

Times have certainly changed....

Steve

 

[Kornholio]

I get $1000. But I get scammed for my hourly rate and get no paid sick time....and I'm sick right now and by boss is the one who gave to me...go figure. He will be pissed if I call in tomorrow.

 

[steaktartar]

I got a 50$ walmart card from my work..better then nothing

where do you work cosco?

 

[Timetopay]

He works at Target...

 

[levistep]

Just go out to the executive parking lot a throw a few sugar cubes in their gas tanks......

Just saw Mythbusters 30 minutes ago and they busted this myth.

I'm getting bonus...the size of my dick. And I'm Asian so think about it.

4 inches?

 

[RobFunk]

Just saw Mythbusters 30 minutes ago and they busted this myth.

Wow, I didnt know that.


http://www.snopes.com/autos/grace/sugar.asp

 

[kingbill]

I'm getting lunch and some other perks but no cash...so I'm taking some Staplers, Mouse Pads and notebooks to give for Christmas .

 

[donkeybucks]

I'm getting lunch and some other perks but no cash...so I'm taking some Staplers, Mouse Pads and notebooks to give for Christmas .

Thanks for the idea.

 

[tkim11]

4 inches?

Yea, if I'm rocking the stiffy. Each inch = $1 dollar, bonus not to exceed $1

 

[PO69]

Well I cant even get the skybook bonus! I wish that a sportsbook would send me a "christmas bonus" in the mail. Everyone else always mentions about getting gifts in the main from sportsbooks, but I never get jack.

 

[billhill999]

Week salary.
Nothing special, but better than herpes I guess.

 

[BankerC]

I am so tired of corporate fucking america and all the PC bullshit. We didn't get shit but a card, and it said happy holidays, not merry christmas so we didn't offend anybody. And at out christmas dinner, we didn't say a prayer, we observed a moment of silence. My company is a fortune 500, billion dollar company and no christmas bonus. We did get a 100$ gift card to the local mall, but that was for going 365 days accident free, not the holidays.

 

[TTinCO]

My employer has never done Xmas bonuses, but they do annual profit sharing the 1st of each year. Same thing? Maybe, maybe not....I'm not bitching.